We have to thank our good friend Karrie-Ann Versace of the SCARED crew for sending this story to us. She knows us all too well. Apparently a self-styled ghost hunter in China convinced a woman that her boss wasn’t falling in love with her because there were ghosts in her vagina. And, of course, only his penis could rid her of said vaginal ghosts.
Who you gonna call? NOT this guy.
Huang Jianjun was arrested this month in China’s Guangdong Province for allegedly convincing a woman that his penis could get rid of evil spirits in her vagina, according to a translation of the Southern Metropolis Daily by the Global Times.
The victim allegedly came to the self-described “Ghostbuster” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That’s when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea.
From the Global Times:
Huang then convinced [the victim] to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her – ghosts he could only catch with his penis
Jianjun allegedly told authorities he couldn’t have had sex with the victim because diabetes prevents him from achieving an erection. As TNT Down Under surmises, “So it turns out he wouldn’t have been able to help with the ghost problem after all.”
The story has also caused the Frisky’s Ami Angelowicz to breakup with the so-called buster of ghosts.
“Huang, you have crossed the line. You are a sick f–k,” Angelowicz writes in an angry letter announcing the severing of her romantic ties with Jianjun.
So could only “catch” the ghosts with his penis? If he’s been running this scheme for a while, he’s probably caught a little more than ghosts. I’m always amazed at the stupidity of people who come up with schemes like this, but the only reason they succeed in the first place is because someone even stupider actually buys into it.