SyFy Channel to Premiere “Ghost Shark”

It was only a matter of time. And frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t do this sooner. The SyFy channel, purveyor of terrible sci-fi movies and questionable paranormal TV shows (“You’re proposing a show about hillbilly ghost hunters? Let’s do it!”), has finally decided to make a Frankenstein’s monster of terrible television programming. Behold: “Ghost Shark!”

Don’t go near the water, or the car wash, or the toilet, or any pool of water. The great white shark in the new SyFy made-for-television movie ‘Ghost Shark’ can appear anywhere that’s wet and attack. The plot includes a Fourth of July party, ghost hunters, sex and more. Airs at 7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 22, right after a 7 p.m. replay of “Sharknado.”

I cannot wait for the inevitable crossover of a “celebrity” (I honestly had trouble typing that because I was laughing so hard) from this abomination of a movie appearing as a “good friend” of Jason Hawes on Ghost Hunters for one of their annual hoaxes Halloween specials. But how can a great white shark ghost manifest itself in a toilet? I mean, it would be a very small shark, I would think. Oh, right, what am I doing. No thinking allowed when it comes to SyFy…

The SyFy Channel premieres Ghost Shark after Sharknado
Ghost Shark can come right out of the toilet! Just like all of SyFy’s movie ideas.

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