Sting’s Spooky Encounter

Sting, who’s looking a bit like Peter Griffin in the episode where he adopts birds into his beard, is releasing a winter-themed album this year that is “spooky” and “ghostly.” AND, if that’s not enough, he also claims to have seen a ghost!
Sting, as interpreted by me

Rocker STING and his wife TRUDIE STYLER were left spooked one night, when they both saw a ghost in their bedroom.

The former Police frontman never believed in a ghostly afterlife until he and Styler spotted a spectre in a home they used to own.

He says, “I would never have said I believe in ghosts, until I saw one – and I’ve seen a ghost with my own eyes. I woke up at three in the morning, bolt upright, looked into the corner of the room and thought I saw Trudie standing there with a child – our child – in her arms, staring at me.

“And I thought, ‘Well, that’s strange – why is she standing in a corner, staring at me?’. And I then reached next to me and there was Trudie, and I suddenly got this terrible chill. And she woke up and said ‘Gosh, who is that?’ and she saw this woman and a child in the corner of the room. A lot of things happened in that house, a lot of flying objects and voices and strange, strange things happened.

“When you live in old houses you get this energy there. Intellectually, no I don’t believe in them (ghosts), but I’ve experienced them on an emotional level.”

I feel mildly insulted and am not quite sure why. Plus, how can you disbelieve and believe something at the same time? Maybe it wasn’t a ghost but just a pale stalker who couldn’t find a babysitter. Harumph.

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