Megan Fox Believes in Bigfoot, Leprechauns and the Loch Ness Monster
We love doing stories about celebrities and the paranormal (Sammy Hagar, Adele, Fran Drescher, Rihanna, Charlie Sheen). The only paranormal show I can watch without wanting to vomit is Celebrity Ghost Stories, because it’s just people talking about weird things that happened to them, no faked evidence, no “experts” speaking in absolutes, no scripted drama. It doesn’t mean that these celebrities are not embellishing, or that what they actually experienced is actually paranormal, but it’s at least palatable. But I digress…I came across this story where Megan Fox talks about her belief in Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Leprechauns, and Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I included LiLo with other monsters. Have you seen pics of her lately?
If there’s a nice cleavage shot, I’ll believe anything you say…
Bigfoot, Leprechauns and the Loch Ness Monster are all real, according to Megan Fox.
The Hollywood bombshell opened up about the supernatural in an interview with Esquire magazine, calling herself a “believer.”
“I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns,” the “Transformers” actress told the magazine. “Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations.”
She added that she believes in aliens and the Loch Ness Monster, saying “there’s something to it.”
“What distracts me from my reality is Bigfoot,” she said, bizarrely adding that fairy tale creatures “are my celebrities.”
The new mother also revealed that she is in the process of altering her body, getting rid of a tattoo she has of Marilyn Monroe.
“I started reading about her and realized that her life was incredibly difficult. It’s like when you visualize something for your future. I didn’t want to visualize something so negative.”
Fox said Monroe reminds her of Lindsay Lohan…but not in a good way.
“She wasn’t powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable…. She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered,” she told Esquire. “I’m not interested in following in those footsteps.”
While I appreciate Ms. Fox’s sentiment about these myths coming from somwhere (and even agree with her), I just wish we had a better celebrity spokesperson than Megan Fox. Where’s George Clooney when you really need him?
