In one of those “Damn, I already have a job!” moments of life, I have been alerted to the following job posting on (where else) Craig’s List. For all of my friends out there who say there are no jobs, I say you’re simply not looking hard enough. Behold, an apparently paid Bigfoot research position.
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Actual Craig’s List posting:
Research Assistant (Whitehall – north country)
Date: 2012-08-22, 10:28AM EDT
title: Research Assistant — Cryptozoology
Req ID: 3466A2QZ
Job category: Research & Scientific & Nature
Sub-category: Research, Tracking, Documenting
Countries (State/Region): United States — New York, Adirondack Region
Not for profit organization, located in Whitehall, NY is a high-energy, team-oriented research entity that is involved in the tracking, documenting, and study of cryptozoological creatures, with a deep interest in the study and search of bipedal primitive apes.
We seek an experienced researcher with a deep understanding of crypto zoology, primatology, with a good background with scientific research and interest in great apes. The ideal candidate must be able to work both autonomously and as part of a large team. The individual must also be able to solve problems creatively, communicate effectively, and collaborate well with project leaders and team members.
Duties and Functions:
• Develop actionable tracking program in designated geographic area.
• Investigate, document and interview individuals with reported Bigfoot sitings.
• Occasional travel to remote areas of Adirondacks including spending several nights in the wilderness, checking motion cameras, collecting hair and dung samples for laboratory analysis amongst other related activites.
• Must have own transportation, four-wheel drive a plus.
** Serious Inquiries only **
Compensation: based on experience, this is a grant funded position and is expected to last 6 months with the possibility of renewal.
Location: Whitehall – north country
Compensation: based on experience
This is at a non-profit organization.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
I must admit, I’m curious about the “Compensation based on experience” part. Honestly, the whole thing sounds way too good to be true, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be someone’s idea of a joke. But if this is true, then kudos to whomever gave these guys the grant. Whitehall is well-known for being a hotspot for Bigfoot sightings, and if I weren’t working right now, I might be looking into cheap 4-wheel drive vehicles.