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The Paranormal Professional’s Primer: Part 2

July 29th, 2010 No comments

Being a paranormal investigator for the past 4 years or so, I’ve had lots of people ask me lots of questions about my experiences. Topics that come up a lot seem to be things like how we started the group, what equipment we use, how we conduct investigations, what kind of evidence we have caught, what was the scariest thing to ever happen on a case, etc. So with that in mind, I decided to write a series of (partially tongue-in-cheek) articles answering those questions and talking about what I’ve learned over the years, with many “dos and don’ts.” In Part 1, I discussed the ins and outs of starting a paranormal investigations group. In this entry I’ll give my advice on what equipment to buy, how to use it, and some advice on things to avoid. Enjoy!

Part 2: Equipment and How to Use (or Misuse) It

Do Your Research:  Before you buy anything, whether it’s a new car or a new EMF detector, do your research. That should be common sense, but I can’t stress this enough. The first thing you need to be sure of is that the piece of equipment you’re interested in will actually suit your needs. There are plenty of DVR systems out there, and most are used for closed-circuit security cameras. But if you’ve ever seen security footage on the news, you’ll quickly see that most of these systems have extremely poor resolution. Not exactly perfect for capturing evidence of the paranormal. If you can’t differentiate an apparition from the grainy static on your DVR, then you’ve just bought yourself a $900 paranormal paperweight. If you buy infrared cameras, make sure the power is suited to your needs. A high-powered camera will make a bedroom or living room look pure white, and an underpowered IR camera will barelly illuminate a church or restaurant. So again, make sure you truly know what you’re getting and how it will handle the situations you need it for. Secondly, shop around for the piece of equipment you need. It may be tempting to go to places called “Ghost Mart” or other similarly-themed shops that sell “ghost hunting equipment,” but these places usually overcharge for their items, knowing that paranormal investigators need them. (As a side note, there is no such thing as “ghost hunting equipment.” The equipment many investigators use, such as EMF detectors and thermal scanners,  is taken from other, truly scientific fields). Instead, shop around on other sites, like eBay or Overstock.com. On eBay you can even get discounts on used items. I know there are groups out there who like to stick to exclusively new items, but I don’t see why. As long as the item is in good condition, it should suit your needs.

Learn How To Use Your Equipment:  This is another “common sense” piece of advice, but you’d be surprised how many groups out there don’t really understand or know how to use their equipment. It frustrates me to no end watching the guys & girls from TAPS on “Ghost Hunters” taking EMF readings, getting a 1.2, and then getting super excited when the meter jumps to a 1.9. The truth is, you can get background EMF reading from the environment up to 2.5 and even higher. So a jump to a 1.9 is not impressive, and is in all likelihood not a ghost. If you’re going to buy 500 feet of cables for your IR cameras, it’s probably a good idea to know which wires work best with which cameras. Different wire types provide different power levels, and some wires will make your camera’s IR emitter too bright, washing out your picture. So make sure you know all the little ins and outs of your gear before you claim to be an expert.

ghost hunting, ghost hunter, equipment, New York Paranormal SocietyQuality, Not Quantity:  A lot of teams feel the need to get as much equipment as possible, and then show it off on their website or tell everyone how much they’ve spent on their gear. But again, think logically here. If you have 4 members in your group, and you have 6 EMF detectors, how cost-effective is that? Don’t get me wrong, it’s always good to have a backup in case your main piece gets lost, broken, or you need it for a larger investigation. But there’s no need for that many EMF detectors. Why do you need 18 flashlights for a team of 6 people? If your mission is doing residential cases, why would you ever need a DVR with 16 channels? Spend your money wisely, and for what you need it for. Don’t do it to compete with other groups or impress clients. Equipment that never gets used is a waste of money.

The Bare Necessities: So what do you need in order to ghost hunt? In  actuality, not a lot. And in all honesty, you probably already have a lot of what you need to conduct your own ghost hunt. A camcorder with Night Shot will help you take video in low lit rooms, as well as capture some audio, and you can get some nice models for relatively cheap. A good digital camera is sufficient for taking still photographs, and you can review them immediately. A standard digital recorder is great for EVP sessions, and they usually have lots of memory so you can record for hours. But any tape recorder will do in a pinch as well. You should also bring along a flashlight, as well as a notebook so you can write down your observations. The only other thing you might want to invest in initially is an EMF meter. This is not a “ghost detector” but rather it measures electromagnetic fields in the immediate area. You can pick these up on eBay for relatively cheap. There are always more things you could buy, such as DVR systems & IR cameras, K-II (or K-2) meters, radiation detectors, ion detectors, and more. But in all honesty, those things aren’t necessary, and are experimental at best. The DVR can be replaced by a few camcorders, which will cost less money, require less time to set up, and have the added value of capturing audio and not just video. The bottom line is that you don’t need all the same equipment that TAPS or any other team uses. Any camera or audio device that will capture evidence can be used. EMF detectors are great for measuring spikes and anomalies, but beyond that, they don’t really prove or disprove anything. So start out small, with the basic necessities, and add the more experimental, luxurious and expensive items when you can afford them.

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‘Paranormal’ Building Attracts Vandals

July 28th, 2010 No comments

Like a moth to a flame, vandals love supposedly haunted buildings. I guess vandalism in and of itself isn’t exciting enough these days. Crazy, over-stimulated kids…

http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/funny_graffiti.jpgA former nursing home in Lawrence County that has become a mecca for paranormalists recently has been the target of vandals.

Police said someone threw eggs at the front of Hill View Manor in Shenango Township the building Thursday. Also windows have been smashed.

Police said they believe the cause for the recent increase in calls to the area is related to two recent paranormal national programs filming at the Hill View. Police also attribute local attention over the building being haunted is causing curious individuals to the area.

Hillview Manor, which has a pretty impressive website considering it’s a closed down nursing home and is being targeted by vandals, has been featured on Ghost Hunters and will also be shown on Ghost Lab’s second season.

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Wanted – ghost hunters for a haunting new TV show

July 27th, 2010 4 comments

If you happen to be in Ireland and are looking for an interesting experience, consider this “House on Haunted Hill”-like challenge.  Could you spend a weekend in a supposedly haunted house?

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VOLUNTEERS are being sought to spend a weekend in a haunted house for a spooky new TV show.

A Dublin-based production company wants paranormal believers and non-believers to sign up for the show called Spooked.

A pilot programme due to be broadcast on RTE2 next October will offer six applicants the chance to spend the weekend in a haunted house.

But the makers are remaining tight-lipped about where exactly the ghostly production will be filmed.

“I can’t reveal where it is going to be yet — not even the county — as we really want to keep the mystery,” said a spokeswoman for Coco Television.

“We’re only at the pre-production stage so it’s very early to give many details.

“I can say that we’ll have paranormal investigatory in the house with them and the six chosen applicants will be doing experiments and tasks.”

Applicants must be 18 years old or above as the project may be upsetting for younger people.

The production team will make sure to have help on hand should successful candidates feel troubled once they get on the site.

“We will make sure that there is a psychologist at hand to counsel the people who get in, to make sure it all goes smoothly”, the spokeswoman said.

It almost seems like this TV show is going to try and rig this house to make it a bit scarier than it actually is – a la MTV’s “Fear.” There’s nothing I’d love to see more than a bunch of frightened Irishmen. Seriously.

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Bigfoot Crashes Wedding, Hicks Pleased Daughter Finally Finds Smart Mate

July 26th, 2010 No comments

To me, the only really interesting thing about The Weekly World News is that there are people out there who actually read it and believe the stories in it.  I think that is a bigger unexplained mystery than ghosts, Bigfoot and UFOs combined. Anyways, it’s Monday and we could all use a laugh, so I thought I’d blog about this hilarious article about Bigfoot kidnapping a bridesmaid at a wedding in West Virginia. Enjoy!

GAULEY, WV -  At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.

Wedding guests watched in horror as Bigfoot stomped onto the dance floor and grabbed Darlene Pacapuddy. He threw her over his shoulder and waltzed off into the woods.

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Sadly, 51% of all bridesmaid kidnappings by Bigfoot end in divorce.

The bride and groom – Jan Kimball and Calvin Hudgins – and their wedding guests were having a lovely evening at the Appalachian Inn & Motel. Their two families, who had been feuding over wedding arrangements for six months (seven arrests for assault and battery,) were finally enjoying each others’ company. Jeb Kimball finished serving the trout that he and his brothers caught for his sister’s big day and the ice cream wedding cake had just been pushed out on the cake cart.   Guests were enjoying the gin Jeff Kimball had made for the guests.

The band was playing the Toby Keith classic, “Who’s Your Daddy?” when all of a sudden there was a commotion near the stuffed bear in the back of the room. Calvin thought that it was his crazy cousin Harlin, who likes to play pranks at weddings – “like the time he set the wedding pick-up on fire.”  But it wasn’t Harlin, it was Bigfoot.

“He wasn’t wearing shoes, but none of the guys were wearing shoes at the wedding,” said Lloyd Kimball, the father of the bride. “His feet looked hairy. He was covered in reddish brown hair and about six feet tall. The hair was all even in length. He seemed like he takes good care of himself, though.  Good shape, well-groomed.”

“Darlene was kicking and screaming, but none of us were gonna get anywhere near that beast,” said Mindy Cross, another one of the bridesmaids. “I don’t know why he picked Darlene out of all of us.  Figures, Darlene’s always been a slut.  At least I caught the bouquet.”

Wedding guests watched Bigfoot run about quarter of a mile up the hill with Darlene.  He tore through some elderberry bushes and disappeared down the mountain. The mother of the groom, Madge Hudgins was the only one brave enough to venture into the woods. “I looked at the spot where he took her through the bushes. There were some kind of prints in the mud holes and the elderberry bushes were broken and bent.  Some thought it was King Kong.  But they’re dead wrong. It was definitely Bigfoot. I know Bigfoot when I see him and that was Bigfoot.”

Unfortunately, the Kimball and Hudgins families both blamed each other for the disappearance of Darlene Pacapuddy – and the feud was reignited. WWN contacted Darlene’s mother, Irene, who said that the family was distraught about Darlene. “We were praying she would find a good man one day, not a beast. But I hope she’s happy wherever she is.”

Local authorities can not confirm (or deny) that Bigfoot is in the area. If you see Bigfoot (or Darlene) please call Cranberry River Police.

Ok, there are so many jokes to be made here that my head might literally explode. So here’s a few humorous observations, in bulletpoint format for your convenience:

  • Not one of these backwoods hicks had a gun with which to stop said Bigfoot?
  • Two mountain families were feuding? Did this story come from a Bugs Bunny cartoon?
  • Moonshine at a hick wedding? Who would have guessed?
  • I like how there was a stuffed bear in the reception hall.
  • I also like how crazy cousin Harlin likes to set cars on fire at weddings.
  • None of the guests wore shoes. Awesome.
  • At least Bigfoot seems to be well-groomed and in shape. But I have a feeling homeless people would be better groomed than people at this wedding.
  • Props to Bigfoot for picking out the bridesmaid who puts out.
  • I like how some of the guests thought Bigfoot was King Kong.

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Man hit by six meteorites is being ‘targeted by aliens’

July 23rd, 2010 No comments

Ok, so I know I haven’t blogged in a while, and I apologize. I’ve been busy working on the new website for my new paranormal group, The New York Paranormal Society. Like this blog, we cover all things in the realm of the paranormal, be it ghost hunting, cryptozoology, ufology, and anything else anomalous. I’ve also got a 3-year-old running around and a new job to look for, so something had to be sacrificed. But the site is up, we’ve recruited some new members, and I should be back to making fun of blogging about paranormal news. Like right now. Here’s a story from Metro.co.uk that tells about a man who thinks his house is being assaulted by aliens. Thanks to NYPS member and future blogger here at The Occult Section Shannon Baker for sending this to me:

Radivoje Lajic first came to international attention in 2008, shortly after the fifth meteorite had crashed into the roof of his house in the northern village of Gornji Lajici.

And now, within the past month, another rock has hit the roof of his house, in defiance of all the odds – making it six strikes since the plague of meteorites began in 2007.

Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks he has handed over were meteorites. They are now trying to work out what exactly it is about his house that particularly attracts them. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, he says, never when there are clear skies.

Lajic has his own explanation, of course. After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: ‘I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.’

50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment – which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.

‘I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,’ he adds. ‘They are playing games with me. I don’t know why they are doing this. When it rains I can’t sleep for worrying about another strike.’

Now, you have to admit that anyone getting hit by meteorites 6 times during the course of their life is completely weird. I mean, most of us will never have a meteorite hit our home. If it happened once, that would be a rare occurrence. But 6 times? Definitely weird. But aliens? I highly doubt it. Why would aliens use their highly advanced technology to span the vastness of space to come here and throw rocks at some poor guy in Bosnia?

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